#Bayonetta 3 spoilers

[maridoodles]

passing out my special niche themed valentines to the class

DO O IA BAYONETTA 🫀💜

[magicalfrenchwitch]

[lunxribuh]

bayo 3’s end dance is so goofy. Like wtf are you doing start voguing out already

also everyone is dead

[fireyfobbitmedicine]

Me finally getting around to watching Bayonetta 3 and seeing Platinum Games pair her and Luka together

[somechubbynerd]

pov you're texting your writer girlfriend and she's rambling about her research for character alterations.

[rosenett]

HC's for the Chapter 14 Bayo Variants

Someone went into the files and found the renders for the chapter 14 bayo variants so i wanted to make some HC's and story ideas for them. I hope you all like them <3

(Bayonet D'Arc) - A heiress of the Umbran clan who is loyal to her clan. Became close friends with Jeanne, an outcast due to her Lumen and Umbran mixed DNA, and had to seal her away for 500 years to save her from the witch hunts. She awaits the day she can see her beloved again.

(Viola - Bayonetta) - Years after her fight with singularity, she has grown to be a mature true dominatrix. Studying abroad at the University of Vigrid to learn about her family history, and to make her mummy proud. (I like to think she shows up in Bayo3 as a way of telling her mom she's got this)

(Ms. Wicked) - A survivor of the Salem witch trials. After watching her coven get burned, this witch aims to avenge their deaths by any means necessary. She teaches at a small coven school for young aspiring witches.

(Dr. Cereza) - In her universe, angels use a deadly virus to infect their prey. Along with Dr. D'Arc, is figuring out a cure for the angel's virus and putting a stop to Paradiso's meddling with their world.

(Captain Cereza) - A witch that loves to explore the land and the seas for treasure. Her pirate coven crew describes her as a fearless, courageous woman. Just keep her away from the rum, last time she got so drunk she almost let an angel sunk the ship.

(Cutie C) - The leader of the magical witch group The Cutie Scouts. Aiming to bring justice in the name of the Umbra! A mysterious woman, no one knows her true identity outside of her duty as a Cutie Scout.

(Kassogtha) A witch of the eldritch. In order for her to have her pacts, she had to give up her eyes. Despite her lack of eyesight, this witch is still very deadly and her demons could even bring fear to Gomorrah.

(Sakura) A Witch born of Japanese royalty. This witch is known for her love for nature and has a huge garden near her home, although her plants are very dubious looking. She has a very kind but somewhat sadistic heart.

Ok lol that's all of them! Let me know what y'all think! :3 <3

[beetrootbug]

*sighs* What happened to Luka, Bayonetta and Jeanne is the equivalent of what happened to Allure, Lance and Keith, change my mind, fight me even.

[heartbreakercupcake]

“If you don’t like Bayo/Luka getting together then you’re just Biphobic!! If you headcanon her as bi then her getting with a man NO MATTER  how POORLY WRITTEN it is you should be fine with it uwu”

Me a Bisexual: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK-

[sonofanumbranwitch]

The fairies should have either been the main focus of Bayonetta 3 or not there at all.

The fairies are one of the many frustrating things about Bayonetta 3's story. For one they seem to be have been introduced to artificially inflate Luka's importance to the game's universe which is aggravating because it goes against Luka's entire appeal as a character.

Like even as someone who doesn't even like Luka all that much, I at least get why people do like him. The appeal is that he is JUST some guy. That despite having no real special abilities he still manages to keep up with Bayo on her crazy adventures. Making Luka the single most important man in the multiverse is to ignore what Luka's character fundamentally is.

Having said that I still wouldn't have mind Luka getting his powers if they had gone about it in a way that fit with his character. If you know the first thing about fae lore is that they will fuck with people for a larf. They could have just had Luka stumble across the fairies during his investigations and had them go;

"Hey you know what would be hilarious? Let's turn this dude into a werewolf creature with mad cake."

"Why does he have to have cake?"

"JUST LET ME LIVE ME DREAMS!"

Then you have Luka getting powers that let him fight along side Bayo in a way that is both in line with his character and fits in with fairy lore.

The other thing that is frustrating about the fairies is that they give the game "Batman Vs Superman" syndrome. Namely the writers seem more interested in planting the seeds for the next story rather than making sure this game's story is satisfying. And I hate that style of story telling.

But I think I would have preferred exploring the fairies over dealing with the homunculi. Like the few fairies designs we see, with their natural creature and stain glass motif, are already more interesting than pretty much anything we get from homunculi. And they seem to having something to do with the actual preestablished lore of the Bayonetta games.

Like Platinum, stop wasting time with the story you clearly don't actually care about and start telling the story you're actually invested in.

[kokoronbain]

Ugh- I lowkey want a Bayonetta sideblog about her variants and their worlds...

[greentrickster]

Luka: Welp, I guess we’re in Inferno.

Bayonetta: Masterfully deduced.

Luka: So... we’re gonna go find your girlfriend now, right?

Bayonetta: She did get here before us.

(And then Bayonetta once again fights her way through Inferno to get back to Jeanne, but this time Luka tags along to help. Then he just continues to tag along while Bayonetta and Jeanne go on adventures and have dates, and they all flirt, and as residents of Inferno Viola can make contracts to summon them up for advice or visits, and then they invade Paradiso just for kicks.)

[apolloendymion]

ALL the infernal demons are special in their own ways!

MADAMA BUTTERFLY is cereza's bestie!

MALPHAS can fly and cast strong winds!

PHANTASMARANAE is charming and has great mobility!

MICTLANTECUHTLI is a 2 for 1 special with echolocation!

ALRAUNE is beautiful and terrifying!

WARTRAIN GOUON has a unique fighting style!

UMBRAN CLOCK TOWER represents the Umbra Witches' history!

GOMORRAH

BA'AL is fashionable, sweet, and a talented singer!

[lunxribuh]

doodle I made to express my frustration at not being able to draw + bonus kitty

pov bayonetta when she realized she had to die at the end of bayo 3

[leonleonhart]

ROOMMATE EVICTED | Bayonetta 3 (30 FINAL)

[dumblemonchickenwing]

[pyro-madder]

man i can’t believe viola bayonetta 3 is the long lost sister of joker persona 5